This post is dedicated to Aitor that in a comment to "make excuses. . I pauraaaaaaaa "wrote: GREAT GRACEEEEEEEEEEEE
:-) I look forward to finding out what you thanatosis attorney hilarity ... Since you are quite contagious ...
is the 'thanatosis, in fact, that convinced me to tell you what happened to me last Monday at the outpatient clinic of cosmetic surgeon Dr. Salvalunghia.
After a sleepless night, spent a morning working in a classroom and a toilet, and after a Sauteed appetite for lunch, I went, punctually, at 15.30, to me disembodied claw hallux left of the big toe of his left foot, you thought I would not want to have two toes on each foot.
As soon as the doctor made me sit CAMINGAUT I just did .. I said - It 's better if you know that m'impressiono easily. A week ago I fainted at the mere thought of calling here for an appointment.
Salvalunghia, Siberian cold as ice, he looked at me and said:
- Let me see!
I obeyed, I marched stocking cap and with it the gauze that I had put on the finger after the last medication feud.
He said
- lie down. Here there is no infection, we can cut.
Me:
- But it makes me a bit 'of anesthesia?
Him:
- No, anesthesia, I pair of scissors!
(Diodiodiodiodio ...)
While he gave us .. I am in shear, not screaming in pain, I put the cap of the big toe in his mouth and started to bite as if the batter pink fingerprint for dentures.
The nurse looked at me funny and said:
- I see that came equipped!
Me:
- useless, really is of the big patch.
you:
- Well, not very hygienic ..
(Grrrrrrrrr, but his cats?)
I tell a bad crazy ..
finish and finger incerottato Salvalunghia Dr. told me
- All done, can replace the shoe.
I raised from the bed and when I was about to say .. THANK YOU AND GOODBYE I realized that ... ... ... ... ...
The rest I will tell the next episode, I noticed that you break the pelɔtɐs post too long to read: D
Meanwhile, if you want to try to guess what happened ...
already know who I pray to be SILENT / A)
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