Monday, February 7, 2011

How Long Does It Take For Hematoma To Go Away

Old boot as time has passed (from end)

And here we are, finally, the next episode ..


Now I should make a summary of the other, the first, but its not like I've got ..

So I remind you, is not it?


What Unci incarminchia.


After medication, the doctor, doing his forelock, hung a little bud 'to Mirko of Licia Kiss me, told me satisfied

- Tuttapposto, get up!

I sat on the couch, I was going to say GRA (GRA until the jaws are open, let us case)

aunts (aunts to screwing up her lips .. try it)


e. .. surprise, surprise ....


ARE NO LONGER 'ABLE TO CLOSE THE MOUTH!


For the high tension I had locked his jaw.

do not know if you ever, but it is a fatidiosassaiassaiassai stuff.


Dr. Salvalunghia, who had marched a few moments from the latex gloves, like a superhero, without hesitating a moment, he slipped on the opposable thumbs crossed into the cavity and put in place a ENT kind of manipulation with therapeutic maneuvers worthy of a great stunt man.


I was paralyzed, read lips:

pa ra ta zza them.


The two times that the doctor pulled out his carpal from my mouth I tried to articulate sounds like:

I VEGGONNOOOO

MI VEGGONNOOOOOO!

Well, you try to scream I AM ASHAMED mouth

open!


The primary 'sti Bee Hive at some point even if he came up with: "It must be dislocated jaw"


mean, but we realize?


nell'ambulatorio I almost get a plastic surgeon to come up with an ingrown toenail and plaster their jaws!


crazy stuff!


Luckily it did not happen, my face has taken little time in his usual features of ass.


Nurse, whiter than the moon and the stars the most beautiful are not beautiful to seem to you, and if the doctor were laughing together:

- Never such a thing happened in many years of work.

And the doc:

- Absurd! I gave a blow to the heel and is out of the blood from his nose?


Mo 'I tell you, at that moment I felt the star next to any song by Captain tense.


Just back home, I received a phone call ..

ring ring

Grace, the mother ... so what? How did it go?

Grace

- Oh, come on ... well .. not cut it hurts.

Mom:

- But you have to do something? Medicare?

Grace

- Bah .. hours going to make sure the Tantum mouthwash with green!

(hands without gloves ... yuck!)

Mom:

- Grace, gargling? But are you crazy?

You you you you you. . . .

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